Due to a slight mix-up at work I find myself required to knit an A$$ Juice Cozy.
Allow me to explain: there is a bottle of truly vile liquor on the board room table and if you miss your weekly goal you are required to drink a shot during the Friday afternoon meeting. And if you are away on Friday and fail to submit a goal to the office manager then everyone else chooses for you.
I did actually submit a goal, I have time-stamped email proof!
I decided to knit the cozy anyway. It's way, way, way better than being required to perform a rap song written by yourself. Shudder.